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Cycloped

This is a concept I could not get out of my head. In Chicago, I could not sleep until the creation of a website and book about a fictional cosmetic surgery run by Simone Klopp came to life.

Discover the story I developed, the process, the clients and more below.

Cycloped Markus

Cycloped: The Story

Professor Simone Klopp M.D, F.A.C.S

Chairman, Medical Director & Founder at Si Klopp Cosmetic Surgery and Co-inventor of the patented ‘Cycloped’ cosmetic procedure.

Professor Klopp has always been extremely open about her life and what led her to become the most well-known and successful of all the cosmetic surgeons in the world. However, it was not always this way.

Simone’s anxiety and neurosis were running havoc, Professor Klopp was barely functioning and feeling like she wasn’t designed for an existence in this life.

Her cosmetic surgery clinic was just about ticking over and her life was unfulfilling. She was considering suicide as a way out of a life not too dissimilar to a mental hell. Simone hoped her trip from LA to London, for a conference, would give her a new perspective and enable her to choose life. There she met two people who would change her life forever.

The first was a graphic designer who photoshopped faces into ‘Everyday Cyclops‘, giving her the idea to try and develop it as a cosmetic procedure.

The second was fellow surgeon Dr Von Eyid, who, as you will see in a moment, has a twisted and warped mind.

Dr Von Eyid gave Professor Klopp a purpose to live for and together they developed the patented ‘Cycloped’ cosmetic procedure. A cosmetic surgery she eventually had done to herself by Dr Von Eyid.

Dr Von Eyid M.D, F.A.C.S

Head Surgeon, Board Member and Co-inventor of the patented ‘Cycloped’ cosmetic procedure.

Dr Von Eyid’s chance meeting with a newly inspired Professor Klopp was a synergy that worked perfectly to change the world of cosmetic surgery forever.

Bored with the mundanity of the tummy tucks and facelifts of cosmetic surgery, Von had chosen to work in a morgue. A place, where he could make the clients look their best for their final earthly journey. He preferred this because it was less hassle and enabled him to experiment with new methods, including the early development of the ‘Cycloped’ cosmetic procedure.

The resonance that the new partnership between Simone and himself created was almost perfect and enabled Von to become even more creative in his methods to make their goal a reality. What worked best for Von was that Professor Klopp was happy to be the person who presented the ideas and he can do what he loves best in creating amazing cosmetic surgical feats.

Von is a self-proclaimed introvert and loves to create. He is much more likely to be found with his head in philosophical, medical or factual books than at any party or award ceremonies in the LA area.

How Cycloped Procedure Works

This 4-step process shares of how the patented ‘Cycloped’ Eye Reduction Surgery works belies the full complexity of this procedure.

Cycloped Procedure - Step 1

Step 1

Professionally and delicately each eye is removed from the face.
Cycloped Procedure - Step 2

Step 2

One eye is safely stored whilst the other is soaked in our patented ‘Cycloped’ fluid to enable the eye to expand in size.
Cycloped Procedure - Step 3

Step 3

With the perfect mix of strength, gentleness and art we resculpt the face.
Cycloped Procedure - Step 4

Step 4

The resized eye is reconnected with precision and tested to ensure optimal vision.

Clients

Scroll through the pictures below to see the before and after of the clients who have had the ‘Cycloped’ eye reduction surgery at the Si Klopp Cosmetic Clinic.

Sandra Diaz

George Pitt

Angelina Aniston

Morgan Whitaker

Macaulay Radcliffe

Winston Thatcher

Leonardo

Polar

Eye Care

Si Klopp Clinic have developed their own form of eye care called ‘Cycloptometry’. If a person who has been ‘cycloped’ ever needs spectacles, a unique range of eyewear has been crafted.

The Pop (Eye) Range

The (Eye) Full Range

The Birds (Eye) Range

The (Eye) Ball Range

Cyclop Characters

Finding faces around the world inspired the process of finding cycloptic faces in everyday objects and turning them into the little characters you see below.
Scroll each picture below to see the inspiration for each character.

Foo

Foo was hiding as a food clip in Denver, USA

Sen

Sen was found in San Jose, USA, disguised as a light sensor.

Rai

This drain pipe in Denver, USA, splashed Rai into existence.

Sto

This toilet door stop announced Sto to the universe in Chicago, USA.

Pos

The foot at the bottom of this post in Denver, USA, revealed Pos to the world

Vis

In San Francisco, USA, this gate lock delivered Vis into our awareness.

Loc

In San Jose, USA, Loc was camouflaged as a hotel door lock.

Bar

Bar was hiding in Santa Monica, USA, as a concrete barrier at Pier.

Han

On the side of a horse box in Boulder, USA, this handle opened our consciousness to the existence of Han.

Lig

This light on a pillar in Osaka, Japan, shined Lig into all of our lives.

Erm

This thermostat warmed our hearts by revealing Erm to us all in Frome, UK.

Raf

This traffic cone guided us to find Raf in Denver, USA.

Si Klopp – Toy Figures

Similar to the hugely popular Be@rbricks, each ‘Cycloped’ toy figure will be made with the same mould and painted to depict different characters.

Professor Simone Klopp

Dr Von Eyid

Angelina Aniston

Sandra Diaz

Morgan Whitaker

George Pitt

Eye Change from 2 to 1

Learn More About The Cyclops

Si Klopp Website

Si Klopp Website

Promoting the fictional Si Klopp Cosmetic Clinic that creates everyday cyclops with their patented eye reduction surgery, learn how this fictional cosmetic surgery expanded to offer other unique services.

Cycloped Book

What would humans or animals would look like as cyclops? Have you ever wondered if little cycloptic creatures live around us? Well wonder no more, this book answers those questions.

Characters With Character

Hiding in plain sight or inspired by the world’s first fictional cosmetic clinic, these characters, their life story & character are showcased in this book.

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